why my hotel rules and sucks all at the same time

for one, i live right in the heart of berlin. litterally. the actual center of the city, and that rules. however, the internet never works well . . . i mean, it's supposed to be high speed DSL, but puh-LEASE! although, i guess in the land of 4 hour dinners at restaurants, DSL that goes slower than a Soviet junker at an Italian car auction is not unusuall . . . however, this IS the land of the no speed limit auto bahn (on which i rode shotgun at 137 mph today in my friends Audi), and super fast go carts (yeah, i rode those today too) you'd think they could keep up on their technology at a hotel.

however, i cant get too mad at the hotel. i mean, the girls at the front desk are cute, and they do leave my excellent chocolaty treats, like this bear, from one of the best chocolatiers -ever - on my table for me, just for being here :)i was just going to nibble off one of his ears, for a taste, but then i ended up eating off half of his head . . . so sweet and tasty . . . . he didnt last very long . . .

also, today i saw this place, but didnt "go" there, yet. just went in to check it out . . . and it was amazing . . . there will be more on this place at a later date, be assured of that . . .